a BATTLE of the BULGE: that STUPID scale!

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Friday, April 08, 2005

that STUPID scale!

I got on my old, trusty digital scale this morning (like I do every morning - NO, I'm not a slave to it, just curious) and it said I weighed 3 lbs. MORE that I did yesterday! I thought, "NO WAY!" There is no way I could weigh 3 lbs. more than yesterday - not even 2!

So, I got off (with disgust I might add) and decided to get back on and see what it would do.

Well, when I got back on, it said I weighed 1 lb. LESS than yesterday. Ok, I'm thinking - make up your mind. That was nice but I really did feel kind of fat this morning so I didn't think THAT was right either.

So I got off, reset it again and got back on and guess what, 2 lbs. more than yesterday. So I got back in bed ;~]

A little while later, I got up, got back on the scale and it said the same thing as yesterday.

I don't know who is more whacked out me or that scale.

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